Showing posts with label How to find the perfect girlfriend. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How to find the perfect girlfriend. Show all posts

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

How to find the perfect girlfriend - day 1230

Nothing yet. I don't know where to look, where to walk. Nothing happen in my world. The colors are missing and everything is grey and dark. I couldn't find my light. Who know who is Light Yagami? i could ask. I have big plans. I want to change my workplace. The 15 years of night shifts are taking their toll. I will maybe change even town. I am thinking to move to London. To take my yellow belt in some obscure martial art. To have some savings, in order to buy a house. But nothing else maters at the end of the day, when you just switch off the computer and fall asleep alone. I will keep going. As long as i could. See you all in some brighter day!

Saturday, 14 December 2013

How to find the perfect girlfriend - day 1169

No luck today,after a night shift i just slept until 3 PM, went to gym after, failed to buy cinema ticket for The Hobbit, come home to play Hearthstone and LoL for a while (new champion - Yasuo). A bit of Wing Chun with my friend, a bit of Facebook, i cook some salmon with rice, and is five o'clock in the morning. Time to sleep now, i want to buy some fruits from the market tomorow, and maybe a lottery ticket. Need to get rich fast, or at least to make enough money to build a Eartship (zero carbon print house - see google for more).
And i definitely want a six-pack for the next year, my belly is getting bigger day by day. Good night!

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

How to find the perfect girlfriend - day 3

Day 3
I finish de work in the morning. Toilet. Shower. Sleep. A call from solicitor about some documents. No time for any little thing. How i will meet Her, if i am not even going out from the house. This is a problem. I do not have any social life for the moment. Playing World of Warcraft in my spare time. Hmmm, god idea, may be she must to know about the game, she played before but she quit now to have more time. For me. I hope something interesting will happen soon. Shall i start to look on facebook? Advertising? I don't know. See you tomorrow!

Monday, 15 August 2011

How to find the perfect girlfriend - day 1

What to say, for some this is only a myth. But I will try. She must to know how to drive (because i am such a bad driver), and she must to be awesome at least at 3 things: sex, cooking and bedtime stories. Right now, after finishing to get over few of my past relationships,i am ready. This is day one. I will try different ways to accomplish this task. Am i ready? I don't know. I know what to do? No, of course. And the story begin....