Life is a joke

A Buddhist monk at the hot-dog stand:
- Make me one with everything!
He gave a 20 to the vendor and he was waiting. The vendor pocketed the money.
- The change come from within! he reply.

The Dragon

One guy goes to psychiatrist and wants to ask one question:

- Sir, every night when I want to get asleep I am visited by a green dragon with two heads and twelve legs, who try to scare me, what that mean and what I need to do to become healthy again?

-Oh, is something very difficult, it will take us probably three years and 6.000 pounds to solve this!

-You know something, instead to offer you this amount of time and money, I think it will be easier for me to befriend the dragon.